Back to School

Picture my professor...he is wearing a big, red striped bow-tie, a button-up shirt, a gray cardigan, khakis, brown boots, glasses, and sporting a full beard.

So how old this professor you are picturing? Are you picturing a gray-haired wrinkly old guy with his pants up to his belly button?

If you thought any thing over the age of 40 you are too high. My English 221: Critical Writing and Literature Analysis was wearing this spiffy outfit on my first day of classes and using my ability to guess ages (thanks to a summer of working at the guessing game at Michigan's Adventure) he is around 35.

I am not sure what was more amusing....the bowtie and cardigan ensemble or the frequent crazy hand gestures he used while talking about formalism and other things I've never heard of.

Wait...it gets even better.
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Actual graphic found on the syllabus for this class....and the sad thing is it looks just like him!

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Well I am off to BS my way through writing an eight paragraph new criticism paper on this poem.