Said while subbing

It's always an interesting day while subbing. I have some interesting convo's with kids Here are just a few:

Boy: I'm 18 now Miss Anderson (hinting he's legal or something of that sort)
Miss A: That's nice. Now my boyfriend who is a cop can pick you up and take you to jail.

(I only said that because I've seen this kid at the juvenile detention center before...and once you're over 17 you go to jail rather than the youth place)

Announcement to third hour Biology class:
"Just so you know I'm mean sub today and will take your cell phone if you have it out" Miss A

(In 2nd hour a girl had her phone out, I asked her to put it away or I would confinscate it. Less than 5 minutes later it was out again...and is now unused in the teacher's desk--until the end of the day)

Subbing

I'm wearing black pants....and a a gray sweater. I swear I look nice and don't look like a high schooler.

Anyway, I've had the same sub job for the same teacher for 2 days now. Today I stopped next door since they had a sub and asked if they were watching a movie today since we borrowed the DVD player yesterday and I wanted to make sure it worked for the sub.

The other sub asked what hour I was in. I explained again that I was subbing next door and we borrowed the DVD player yesterday and wanted to make sure it would work for her.

She still didn't understand and thought I was a student asking if we were watching videos in class....oh well.